The iPotty
I could actually see this succeeding as an adult product, but it's probably not necessary for a toddler.
Ride on vacuum
The Crib Dribbler
Feed your baby like that pet rat you always wanted. OK this
isn't a real product, but you can buy this prank box to give one of the
other ridiculous items to an expecting mother.
Onesie with built-in mop
When you want to make your child earn their food by doing chores.
"It's a Boy!" Card
Laugh and Learn Apptivity Case
Do babies really need iPhones this badly?
NoseFrida the Snotsucker
The snot sucking tube really grosses me out, especially the strange noise it makes. A tissue works just fine for me.